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Cuz I've been here for years...something...something...LL Cool J rap...anyways...so some time has passed since I last updated this blog and a lot has transpired. Twins bday, Xmas, and the New Year. I also noticed that Nevertap and her friends are always updating their blogs while reminding me that I haven't updated mine in months. I guess thats a chick or in their cases a cougar reaction to spilling my emotions out and sharing their Desparate Housewife's, Sex in the City style feminist propaganda. Share my emotions???!! Why? How in the world does that help you feel better? Why must women feel the need to include all the emotions in all of their dialogue. For example:
(the names of these people have been changed to protect their identities)
A person: "So hey, how are you?"
Jess Ostrich: "Well you see I was getting ready for work when I noticed that I haven't talked to my best friend Kim Cougar in a while. And I said to myself I'm feeling like we need to connect and...blah blah blah...something...something...I have a full walk-in closet of clothes but I will always have nothing to wear that will match 1 of 300 purses that I have. Woe is me. I'm the victim here! Its not like I put my personal info on my blog! And if I did its because I care and wanted to share my utmost feelings with the world. "
Now if a person asked No Neck the same question...
A person: "So hey, how are you?"
No Neck: "I'm good. Let's get something to eat."
BAM! done! See how simple the latter conversation went versus the first!
